Whichever way the vote goes a huge swathe of the British public are about to have their wishes ignored. Yes, democracy and majority and all that but it can't be right for millions of people to be sidelined in the way that 3.8m Ukip voters were at the last election.
Nope, we're going to need 2 Governments; one for Leave and one for Remain. You become affiliated to the Government you vote for in the referendum. Treasury coffers get split and we then see who performs best.
Leave will not accept immigrants from Remain when the latter realise they will need to sustain a number of failing euro economies. Leave will be a sovereign state with British passports and sensibly managed borders; it will then do business with the rest of the World. Remain will do whatever the EU tell them to do; this will include learning to speak German; fast. They will eat snails, frogs legs and turkish delight. Leave will eat the food of champions produced by British farmers and by commonwealth friends from New Zealand, Australia etc.
President Beckham will run Remain; his first legislation will be compulsory tattoos for everyone. Her Maj will continue to head Leave as she doesn't like all those continentals anyway. Leave will be known as Great Britain, the envy of the World. Remain won't.
Be careful how you vote on Thursday
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