[Osem]

What we all need to appreciate is that the Lycra clad road police are a far superior breed and as such require no training. The rules of the road and cycle lanes are there only for the rest of us mere mortals who can never aspire to the perfect judgment and exemplary behaviour our colourful heroes exhibit every day whilst suffering the rest of us clogging up the place. I don't know why Boris didn't create elite cycle lanes for our colourful superheroes to race along in, that way they'd be better able to show us just superior they are...