[General Maximus]

have you tried disconnecting the coax and reconnecting? Can you log into myvirginmedia and check the service status for your area? I doubt it is an area issue because it would have been fixed pronto so I am curious to see what is causing the error. I am wondering if they have been mucking about in your cabinet and not reconnected your properly.

Nice thread title btw, I thought I had come on the wrong site and was about to read a proposal for a new scifi novel and that you was trapped in a time dilation field. Ten thousand years later........