17-09-2015, 13:53
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire
Age: 47
Posts: 13,995
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Re: [Update] Jeremy Corbyn wins Labour Leadership
http://newsthump.com/2015/09/16/god-...nt-ask-nicely/
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The Almighty God has today announced he will no longer save the Queen because Jeremy Corbyn didn’t sing a nice song asking him to.
God has taken steps after new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn refused to sing a song to an entity he doesn’t believe exists, about a woman whose job he thinks shouldn’t.
Speaking through his representative on earth, God told reporters, “Look, I exist, I know that, and now so do you, so I’ll just continue to look after those who plead to be protected, and those who please me.”
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