2 Jews are reading the morning newspaper, when 1 realises that the other one is reading The Guardian.
Shocked, he says 'Shlomo, how can you read this terrible Jew-hating rag? Have you no standards?'
So Shlomo answers 'What standards? Why should I read newspapers that highlight the never-ending 2 thousand-year old Jewish plight, and fight for acceptance, it's bloody depressing. Reading the Guardian is phenomenal! We Jews control the world, we're all rich and powerful, we're in charge of everything and everyone, and we control pretty much every country on earth, even though we only make up 0.03% of the world population! Why would I NOT read such fantastic news?'
(taken from the Spectator comments section)