Dishwasher's thrown a wobbly: Keeps pulsing on and off and getting more full of water. I unwisely opened the door to check and it came gushing out.

At least it's in the same water resistant utility room as the leaky washing machine.
Last time it did this several years ago it was a sensor pipe in the base had got clogged with grease. Hopefully it's the same again as it was an easy fix.
It's got far enough through the cycle that the plates are clean, just wet.
Job for tomorrow: Deep clean the beastie.
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History is much like an endless waltz: The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.
However history will change with my coronation - Mariemaia Khushrenada