When HSBC go I hope Midland Bank don't make a 'come back'. It sounds so old fashioned.
A new Bank, The Piggy Bank, would have a wide appeal and it would be ok for its management to tell porkies. 'Getting your snout in the trough' would be positively encouraged and homosexuals would be happy if the logo was pink. Kids will find it easier to grasp the banking concept and women would squeal in delight at a little pink animal on their credit card.
Ed Miliband might struggle to swallow the idea

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