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tweetiepooh · 05-03-2015, 16:40

Good to get rid of the fairies as they are a foreign invader pushing out the native faerie who are much less inclined to cutesie public appearances and more to leading you off a cliff in the fog. No-one would ever consider putting in a door for a faerie, more like nailing them shut with silver nails coated in garlic, or is that for vampires and were wolves.

05-03-2015, 16:40	#9
tweetiepooh Virgin Media Employee Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Winchester Services: Staff MyRates BB: VM 1Gb TV: VM XL Phone : VM XL Posts: 3,283	Re: Fairy control' to halt tiny doors in Somerset woods Good to get rid of the fairies as they are a foreign invader pushing out the native faerie who are much less inclined to cutesie public appearances and more to leading you off a cliff in the fog. No-one would ever consider putting in a door for a faerie, more like nailing them shut with silver nails coated in garlic, or is that for vampires and were wolves. __________________ I work for VMO2 but reply here in my own right. Any help or advice is made on a best-effort basis. No comments construe any obligation on VMO2 or its employees.