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Originally Posted by heero_yuy
Idiot cyclists: I'm walking back from Lidl this morning with two heavy carrier bags and a brolly along a narrow footpath, cycling banned, that has a knobbly flint wall one side and shrubbery the other when this loony on a push bike come hurtling at me shouting to "Get the F out of the way". No chance so I braced hard for impact. Got him with my shoulder.  He went out of control for another fifty odd yards and then collided with the wall hard and collapsed in a heap.
Ha, ha, ha.
I didn't bother to find out if the moron was hurt. I do hope so. |
I'm a cyclist and these morons give us all a bad rep. Hope the t**t broke something....like his neck.
I was walking home from Aldi the other day, a teenager came at me on the pavement on his BMX, had no choice but to move, as he was staring at his mobile phone so didn't see me until the last second, when he just had enough time to give me a filthy look for being in his way.