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Originally Posted by dilli-theclaw
Morning life insurance call from some random company.
Are you interested in life insurance sir?
Nope, no point.
Why not sir we offer a wide range of cover
Because the zombie apocalypse is upon us all and your cover won't help the undead.
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Click. Brrrrr
Well it's made my day anyway
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Excellent.
Reminds me of when I moved into this place, the previous owner had died, though not in the house I hasten to add. So I was getting cold calling for her:
Hello, can I talk to Mrs XYZ?
No, she's dead. (Stunned silence)
Well can I talk to you?
No. Goodbye.
Brrrrrr....
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