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Originally Posted by Hugh
The last epidemic panic we had was in 2009, when Swine Flu was forecast to decimate the planet.
In fact, in the 209'countries that reported cases, there were around 14,000 deaths - by comparison, more people died of Bronchitis and Emphysema in the UK alone that year.
Take the advice on the cover of the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy....
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or read some poetry
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.
