Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
What is the definition of a good farmer?
A MAN OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!
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I walked in to a fish and chip shop today.
"I've got no fish already cooked and I'm out of cod, rock, plaice, haddock and scampi", said the bloke behind the counter.
"Better get your skates on then", I replied.
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