Well 'surprise, surprise!', in the immortal words of Cilla - I'm off to a funeral later and have just discovered to my extreme relief and pleasure that the smart black suit I bought for a wedding 5 years ago* still fits and feels comfortable!!!! I was really dreading the prospect that I've 'expanded' more than I thought...
* I exist in casual clothes and hardly ever wear suits so this was a very pleasant surprise indeed for more than one reason.