[Gary L]

Originally Posted by Barewolf

Someone please post something funny to cheer me up

I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how drunk you are again"

I said, "I'm not drunk"

She said, "Yes you are"

I said, "No I'm bloody not"

She said, "Can you tell the time"

I walked up to the clock and I said, "I'm not bloody drunk!"