[Russ]

You know you're Welsh, if you can say yes to any three of the following.

1.You know at least 10 "Dais"

2.You have to explain what "togs" are and more importantly what "daps" are

3.You've suddenly realised that you are 10p short for the Severn bridge

4."Fin hoffi coffi" does not mean fluency in Welsh

5.You've bumped into someone you know on your holidays in the Costa del sol

6.Conversations with Indian call centre workers do not end well

7.You support any team that plays against England

8.You know at least one person who claims they were in school with either Charlotte Church, Katherine Jenkins, Ioan Gryffudd or Catherine Zeta-Jones

9.You wince when you see a Welsh person making a **** of themselves on TV and they usually have the strongest Welsh accent ever

10.That coat is indeed my jacket

11.You raise a small cheer when you see the "Croeso I Gymru" on the M4 or Welcome to Wales as you come down the hill from Ross into Monmouth.

12.You're a fluent Welsh speaker but turn the pamphlet/leaflet over and read the English version

13.You last name is one of the following: Williams, Gwynne, Bevan, Llewellyn, Morgan, Rees, Powell, Howell, Davies, Lewis, Thomas, Jones, Griffiths, Morris, Evans, James, Roberts, Jenkins, Owen or Ap Windsor

14.When you go abroad you have to explain to people where Wales is, and that it is not part of England

15.You can name all the celebrities that have any connection to Wales

16.You own a Stereophonics CD

17.Hugh Pugh, Max Boyce and Derek the Weatherman are all TV personalities you recognize

18.You know who exactly Aneurin Bevan is and what exactly he is famous for

19.A village/town 3 miles away is described locally as being just around the corner or just down the road

20.You don't know the surnames of any of you friends, you refer to them instead as Dai the Milk, Will the shop, Ron Top Road, or Mark Ty-Draw

21.You remember watching Ivor the Engine, Will Quack Quack, Sam Tan and Super Ted

22.A butty is your mate not a sandwich

23.The word "Never" is used on a daily basis and everything "does my head in"

24.You've used the phrase "I'll be there now in a minute" on several occasions

25.Proper, Cwtch, Tidy, Potch, Dap, and Courting are daily used phrases