[Russ]

This made me smile in work today:

In the warehouse someone dropped a case of red wine and the bottles smashed which caused a large puddle of red to grow across the floor.

Along came the company un-funny guy, pointed at the wine and with a very fake laugh said to the poor girl that dropped it "HA!!! Day of the week is it?? Day of the week??"

***silence***

I think he meant "time of the month"...