from bbc site
Former Celtic winger Bobby Petta
"Knock knock. Who's there? Peter. Peter who? Peter Odemwingie."
And singing Road To Nowhere by Talking Heads, no doubt...
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and another
Tim on text via 81111: "Why did Peter Odemwingie cross the road? To get to the other side. Sorry."