Memory was something you lost with age
An Application was for employment
A programe was a TV Show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was on a piano
A web was a spiders home
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
A virus was the flue
A hard drive was a long trip
A CD was something to do with banking
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy you just hoped nobody found out
