[Derek]

Drugs are bad. M'kay?

A HUGE £20,000 haul of cocaine has been recovered by delighted detectives – after a dozy drugs baron shopped HIMSELF to cops.
It’s believed that the drugged-up dealer ended up so paranoid after sampling his own product that he dialled 999 and claimed a group of knife-wielding thugs were trying to batter down his door.
But, when police arrived at his home in Renfrew, all they found was the 18-year-old man hyperventilating while holding a white plastic bag filled with the Class A powder.
And, to make matters worse for the sky-high suspect, it seems the angry mob outside his door was just a figment of his drug-induced imagination.

http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk...7085-30871676/