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A newspaper reporter goes to a mental hospital to see exactly how things are done there and how a mental patient is actually determined to be mental.

So he mets the head doctor and the conversation goes like this;

Reporter: "So can you please tell me how do you decide that a patient is actually mental?"

Doctor: "Well we go into the bathroom and fill the bathtub and put a spoon a cup and a big bucket on the floor and ask the patient which one will emtpy the bathtub the fastest?"

Reporter: "So when the patient says the big bucket then you know the patient isnt mental?"

Doctor: "No when the patient pulls the plug in the bathtub then we know he is not mental, by the way we have a spare bed by the window if your interested!!!!"