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Sox · 11-03-2012, 20:04

GOOD:
A traffic cop had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem -- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'SPEED TRAP AHEAD.'
The officer also found the boy had an accomplice, who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.

BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a £60 speeding ticket and a picture of his car speeding through an automated camera, was included.
Being cute, he sent the police a picture of three £20 notes.
The police responded with photos of handcuffs and the inside of a Magistrates Court.

BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
The traffic cop walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.
She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policeman's Ball."
He replied, "Policeman don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

11-03-2012, 20:04	#1649
Sox Inactive Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Merseyside Age: 71 Services: Virgin Media Telephone- T.V X.L Broadband .L. Sky Sports Posts: 646	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread GOOD: A traffic cop had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem -- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'SPEED TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice, who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. BETTER: A motorist was mailed a £60 speeding ticket and a picture of his car speeding through an automated camera, was included. Being cute, he sent the police a picture of three £20 notes. The police responded with photos of handcuffs and the inside of a Magistrates Court. BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. The traffic cop walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policeman's Ball." He replied, "Policeman don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.