Like this?
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Poor kids though, never being able to play a Nintendo Wii (bluetooth controllers), All family holidays have to be within 20 miles of the house (so they don't go underneath a power line due to radiated power or go in an aeroplane due to increased cosmic radiation)
Does he also tutor them at home due to other kids in the class having mobiles that are irradiating them???
Sorry but some parents seem to think that bubble wrap will help but will probably realise that they're harming their children more than helping