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Sox · 19-12-2011, 15:00

A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a group of Rabbis in a big inter-faith game.A couple of days before the match,disaster struck the Catolic team when their star player broke his ankle.
"What are we going to do?" moaned Father Bradley.
"Well," said Father Turner. "I just happen to be a good friend of Wayne Rooney's,we could ask him to play for us."
"But that wouldn't be ethical,now would it?" said Father Bradley.
"No,but if we called him Father Rooney,no one need know," replied the other priest.
Having agreed to this devious plan,Father Bradley was then called away and was unable to watch the match.However,as soon as he could he phoned Father Turner for the result.
"I'm afraid they beat us," said Father Turner, "Six-Nil,"
"But how come?" we had Father Rooney on our side."
"Yes," said Father Turner,"But they had Rabbi Reina and Rabbi Suarez playing for them.

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Sox Inactive Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Merseyside Age: 71 Services: Virgin Media Telephone- T.V X.L Broadband .L. Sky Sports Posts: 646	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a group of Rabbis in a big inter-faith game.A couple of days before the match,disaster struck the Catolic team when their star player broke his ankle. "What are we going to do?" moaned Father Bradley. "Well," said Father Turner. "I just happen to be a good friend of Wayne Rooney's,we could ask him to play for us." "But that wouldn't be ethical,now would it?" said Father Bradley. "No,but if we called him Father Rooney,no one need know," replied the other priest. Having agreed to this devious plan,Father Bradley was then called away and was unable to watch the match.However,as soon as he could he phoned Father Turner for the result. "I'm afraid they beat us," said Father Turner, "Six-Nil," "But how come?" we had Father Rooney on our side." "Yes," said Father Turner,"But they had Rabbi Reina and Rabbi Suarez playing for them.