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( salesman ) hello iam from sky i see you have virgin media services.
( me ) yes
( salesman ) can i tell you about sky and give you a price for skys services )
( me ) ok
( salesman) sky + hd, broadband and telelphone and one multiroom box.
( me ) hang on mate i have 3 multiroom boxes from virgin.
( salesman ) sky give you one free, but you have to pay for the others. £49.95 each.
( me ) i didnt have to pay anyhting to virgin !
( salesman ) yes but our boxes are better !
( me ) ok then mate cut to the chase how much ?
( salesman ) sky + hd, broadband and telephone 3 multiroom boxes £ 85.00,per month. one off payment £49.95 x2 = £ 99.90, for two extra multiroom boxes !
( me ) your taking the **** !
( salesman ) no why you say that ?
( me ) i got tvxl, 30meg broadband, telephone, 3 multiroom boxes £ 71.95 a month ! can you beat that. ?
( salesman ) .................................................. ..................silence.
( me ) think this conversation is over mate dont you byeeeeeeeee.

HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY !