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I called the weight loss company and ordered their 5-Day,10LB weight loss programme.
The next day,there was a knock on the door and there stood a voluptous athletic 20-Year-Old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of 'Nike' running shoes and a sign round her neck.She introduced herself as a representative of the weight loss company.The sign read:"If you can catch me,you can have me."
Without a second thought,I took off after her.A few miles up the road,huffing and puffing,I finally caught up with her and had my wicked way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happend.
On the fifth day,I weighed myself and was delighted to find that I had lost the 10LBS as promised.



A week later,I called the company and ordered their 5-Day/20LB loss programme.
The next day there's a knock on the door and there stands the most stunning,beautiful,sexy woman I had ever seen in my life.She is wearing nothing but 'Reebok' running shoes and a sign round her neck that read: " If you catch me you can have me,"
Well,I'm out the door and after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it took me a while to catch her; But when I did, it was definietly worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to my delight, on the fifth day I weighed myself to discover that I had lost the 20LB as promised.



A week later,I decided to go for broke and called the company to order the 7-Day/50LB Programme.
"Are you quite sure?" asked the representitive on the phone - "This is our most rigorous programme."
"Absolutely," I said, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock on the door.When I opened it I found a huge,muscular,6'6" hairy man wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign round his neck that read: "I'm Troy,If I catch you,Your mine......