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Old 20-10-2011, 18:10   #6
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Re: How the Hell does one get a fault fixed these days?

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Originally Posted by Milambar View Post
Have you done the "fix my fault" ritual correctly?

You will need to find a timeslot where you have a lot of time to spare.

Step one: Dial 151.
Step two: Work through the (seemingly) endless menus, and announcements.
Step three(a): If you hear an Indian accent, hang up and begin at step one again.
Step three(b): If you hear a British accent of any form, celebrate, you're home and dry.
Good advice, so long as you don't go insane while working through the (seemingly) endless menus, and announcements.

On the other hand you might try "Thinking Of Leaving Us".
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