When I saw the thread title I thought you were feeling a bit low today Si .... was just about to tell you it's ok, life will get better soon enough.
To the topic though - I've never put too much faith in service status pages. They only really pick up on issues once they reach a certain size. If it's just your own connection, or even just your own street, that's gone down, you're not going to see anything about it on that page.
I'd take a deep breath and just give them a call.