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Old 17-09-2011, 20:25   #1599
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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
My Dad walked through the door this morning.

I Told him to use the handle next time.

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2 Footballers wives walk into a lift where an old lady was already standing.

One of the wives said have you smelled my new scent its by Calvin Klein and costs £50 per 25ml.

The Second wife replies thats nothing smell mine it is by Chanel and costs £80 per 25ml.

With that the old lady farts and said well mine is called Sprouts by Tesco and costs 99p per pound.
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