[AndyCalling]

Yes, but a computer SHOULD have lots of flashy lights. That's how you know it's a computer. Otherwise it could be mistaken for any old bit of household gubbinry and then where would we be, hmm? Anarchy, that's where. For preference it should have a spool tape drive on the front as well.

If we allow falling standards to make computers appear simple how will we be able to keep our reputations as miracle workers with the rest of the herd? Have some pride man, rip that tape off and whip your wifi out of the closet for all to marvel at.