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Originally Posted by devilincarnate
I take it that the comment means tying strings round it  |
Probably typical Saturday Night entertainment for Mr LM..
Hang around the bushes in some dimly lit park, wearing nothing but a dirty mac and a little bit of string attaching his finger to his Ahem Ahem Ahem.
He waits for a pretty young lady to walk past, leaps out, throws the coat open and puts on a puppet show.
Anyhow, my good news is simple. I got a letter from the building society who gave me a mortgage to say that said mortgage is now paid. God, I feel free, and my house is actually mine now.
Probably going to celebrate by going out on Friday and getting absolutely paraletic..