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Originally Posted by SnoopZ
My happy thought is i had a naked woman standing on my bed the other night begging me to remove the tiny spider on the wall without killing it!
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That's one of my old techniques to get a woman naked too.
Did you tell her she had to remove her clothes because that's where they laid their eggs?
Did you tell her she had to stand on the bed and bounce to ensure there were no eggs on her body?
Did you explain why she had to do that thing with her mouth to ensure she wouldn't ingest any?
Happy days
I've still got my collection of realistic looking snakes if you ever feel the need