A drunk goes into a bar and the barman says what are you having?
"A double whisky please!" the barman hands it over,the drunk downs it then turns to leave."OI," Says the barman,"thats £3 please"
"no,you said what are you haveing and in pub terms thats like offering to buy me a drink"
"shut up and give me £3" says the barman.Theres a lawyer sat at the bar and he says to the barman "thechnicaly your customer is right!!!!"
"ok" says the barman"get your coat,leave and never come back"
The next day the same customer comes in and the barman says "get out,your barred"
"but i have never been here before in my life" says the drunk.
"you were in here yesterday trying to con me so go!!"
"i swear on my life i have never been here before"says the drunk.
"well in that case you must have a double"says the barman
"ok,thanks ill have a whiskey" says the drunk.
