Imagine the scene, Mr Albert Postlethwaite from Pontefract is in the hot seat to win five thousand pounds on a television game show.
It is the last question with the prize hanging on the correct answer.
Presenter: "Albert - you've chosen the question on sport and for five thousand pounds, can you please give me four summer Olympic events beginning with TH"?
Albert: " aye lad there's TH'op skip and jump, TH'underd meters sprint, TH'urdles and't TH'ammer!
Sigh..............................!
Si thee
