Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
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