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COSHH DATA SHEET - WOMAN. (COSSH is a UK directive to control hazardous substances)

ANALYSIS.

Element: Woman
Symbol: WO2
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg but known to vary between 45kg and 225kg.
Occurrence: Copious quantites in all urban areas with trace elements found in all others.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES.

1. Surface is usually covered in powder or painted film
2. Boils at nothing. Freezes for no reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various grades from virginal to common ore
6. Yields to pressure applied gently to selected points

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and most precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously for no reason
4. Softens to a rosy glow when soaked in hot water.
5. Activity greatly increases with saturation in alcohol
6. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental - especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns bright pink when discovered in it's natural state
2. Turns green when placed next to a better specimen