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Sox · 18-05-2011, 19:10

Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other so well they decided to get married.

Of course, one broom was the bride-broom...the other the groom- broom.

The bride-broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom- broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

At the reception following the ceremony, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "We're going to have a little whisk broom!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom-broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself...this is going to hurt!

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

18-05-2011, 19:10	#1529
Sox Inactive Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Merseyside Age: 71 Services: Virgin Media Telephone- T.V X.L Broadband .L. Sky Sports Posts: 646	Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other so well they decided to get married. Of course, one broom was the bride-broom...the other the groom- broom. The bride-broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom- broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. At the reception following the ceremony, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "We're going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom-broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself...this is going to hurt! "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"