[AndyCalling]

Also, I expect you could get away with calling someone a complete member, since we are all forum members here. Shouldn't corrupt any children with that. Dropping the word but keeping the rest should also be OK such as in the phrase 'that Superhub really is a complete steaming pile'.

You may so want to adopt a commonly understood forum substitute, ie. 'my ping has really dropped through the floor recently, last weekend it was a complete pile Superhub' or 'my last VM bill was a right mess, the phone bill was simply a steaming lump of Superhub if you ask me'.

Loads of child-safe options there, I'm sure you can come up with your own acceptable alternatives to using horrible offensive language like some mother-flipping Superhub-head might try.

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