[AndyCalling]

I recommend you only use words acceptable before the watershed. This isn't so bad as 'feck' was judged OK for such when Father Ted was on telly, so that has state approval as suitable for children, as has the word 'arse' which was also used in Father Ted and authorised. Also, the standard middle-class approach of adjusted phrases such as 'darn', 'flip', 'ruddy hell' and 'stupid beggars' should be OK.

There should be enough to get the message across within such socially acceptable strictures.