A top London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Caledonian cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!
Glasgow cop says, "Licence and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop, licence and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I'll gladly give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket -if not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket and stop wasting my time."
Glasgow cop says, "Aye sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop then takes out his baton and proceeds to start beating the stuffing out of the lawyer.
London Lawyer says, "what the hell are you doing"?
Glasgow cop says, "Now sir, dae ye want me to stop - or just slow doon?"
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