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Old 11-02-2011, 12:05   #1487
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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread

Cold Weather Warning

The Government have issued a warning due to the cold weather.

They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should make sure they have the following:

Shovel
Blankets or sleeping bag
Extra clothing including hat and gloves
24 hours worth of food
De-Icer
Rock Salt
Tyre Chains
Torch or lantern with spare batteries
Road Flares or Reflective Triangles
Spare Can of Petrol or Diesel
First Aid Kit
Jump Leads






....I looked a right prat on the bus this morning!


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