A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at Heathrow airport when a stunningly beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and recites the Delta Airlines motto:
"We love to fly and it shows".
The woman looks at him blankly. Obviously that didn't work so he sits back and thinks up another line. Within a few seconds he leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
"Winning the hearts of the world".
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time uttering the Malaysian Airlines motto:
"Going beyond expectations".
The woman looks at him sternly and says; "What the f*** do you want?"
"Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face, "Ryanair"
Si thee
