A very obese man - after a night at his local boozer decides to have a light snack before he goes home. After leaving the chippy with a tray full of chips, mushy peas and two steak pies he decides to eat them outside whilst waiting for a cab.
After a few minutes - aware that he is being watched he turns around to see a homeless man (sitting in shop a doorway) staring intensely at him.
The obese man stares back and says "eahh whatcha lookin at mate?"
The homeless man replies "you with all of that stuff you're eatin"
To which the obese man replies "so - what's your problem then"?
The homeless man replies "I haven't eaten in ten days and I've managed to lose two stone because of it"
To which the obese man replies:
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"Good on yer mate - could do with some of your will power"
Sigh.......................................!
Si thee
