A long married couple were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
He said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
He replied “I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other jackass using all my stuff.”
She looked at him and said: “What makes you think I’d want to marry another jackass?”
