It's a really hot day and a golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water for a drink from a Highland burn on the famous golf course at St Andrews .
Suddenly, a groundskeeper shouts:
'Whaya doin ya daf begga - dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shy't an pish!'
The golfer replies:
'Excuse me, my good fellow, I'm from England.
Could you repeat that for me, in proper English, please!?'
The keeper replies:
'Aye - I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!
Si thee
