[Uncle Peter]

Nearly 90 minutes of my life wasted watching that but good result in the end and some mildly entertaining stufff:

Gerrard wearing "special" boots planted by Agent Hodgson to prevent shots on target

Bolton main threat via hoof balls to WWE superstar Kevin Davies

Second half - tubby midfielder Joe Cole's leg falls off

Johan Elmander substituted after 81 minutes throwing toys out of cot by winner in Igor Biscan lookalike competition in last weeks Bolton matchday programme

86 minutes Maxi "Pele" Rodriguez places the ball in the onion bag from exquisite Torres backheel

88 minutes Hodgson tries to bring Christian Poulsen out of cryogenic suspension, fails but brings him on anyway

FT - the big Greek goes to spark the Bolton mascot but decides to shake hands instead