Gotta love the fake accounts...
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Call 018 - Abandoned 999 call. Something about "help I'm being kidna". No action taken. #gmp24
Call 009 - Reported missing child turned up at school. Parents "didn't think to look there". Fair enough. #gmp24
Call 002 - Reports of an ice cream vendor dead; found to have been covered in chocolate sauce and nuts. We reckon he's topped himself #gmp24
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