[Uncle Peter]

Obviously the actions of a desperate and deranged crook. I may at some point today seek an order via the regional court in Kathmandu:

1. that Tom Hicks traps his own dangly bits in a vice and sets fire to himself

2. that George Gillet is stripped naked and set adrift in Somali waters on Freddie Flintoff's pedalo.

that pretty much amounts to how ludicrous it is.