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Virgin are a disgrace! Been waiting eons for more HD and when we get it, we only go from 1 to 16 HD channels in around a year! Disgraceful!

Their too slow at adding channels too! They only launched Five HD mere hours before Sky! WTF!!??! If Virgin knew what they were doing, Five HD would have launched a good 6 months eariler!
Heard of Sky Sports 5 HD? Neither have Sky but if they get it before Virgin I swear, I'm
soooooooooo gonna cancel!
Forget Good Food HD, where the frack is Good Food HD Smell-o-Vision? I want to feel as if I'm
devouring the food as I'm watching my HD telly but nnnnoooooooo!

Sky will get that too! My HD telly will continue to starve on Virgin's HD-light diet. Extra-Large package?!?? Yeah right!
Why Virgin can't get Sky to launch all of their own channels on Digital Cable first is just a

move from Virgin! They clearly don't have a clue and wouldn't know fibre optic cable if it was shoved up their nose! They should have demanded complete control of Sky and their leased satellites too before even meeting them to talk about selling VMTV. Should have kept that too, fools! I bet Virgin brought lunch for that meeting too:
Sky: Damn! We forgot our wallets again! Mind buying us lunch?
Virgin: Sure thing, Pizza again!
Sky: Yum, thanks. We enjoy GOOD FOOD, especially in HD.
Virgin: What was that?
Sky: Nothing.....don't forget the extra mushrooms this time.
In short, Virgin are

and clearly should stop embarrassing themselves. Let me run the company or better yet, Sky, because Virgin don't believe in better!
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