This all reminds me of Pulp Fiction
The scene where he meets the drug dealers mrs and says something along the lines of -
'Who is the girl with all the (word i cannot say on a family forum but can say crap even though it means the same thing) in her face?'
'Oh, that's my wife.'
Lol worthy, I mean seriously, would you even dream of turning up to an interview like that? Come on!