A mature woman (married for over 20 years) had lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends. One being recently engaged, the other a mistress.
They were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing only a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
They agreed to meet a week later to exchange notes.
A week later they met up and compared each other's experience. The engaged friend, started by saying "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. when he saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long".
With this, the mistress said "me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
After this the two single ladies turned to the married woman and said "well how did it go for you then?" The woman replied, "When my husband came home, there I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door he stopped dead in his tracks, wide eyed he stared at me for what seemed like an eternity,
then said......,
"What's for tea Zorro?"
